Category Archives: Miscellaneous Diversions

I’ve got my mind set on you . . .

My collection of succulent plants has been growing.   I just picked another one up on our uber-quick trip to Alabama (more about that later).  One succulent  I’ve been on the look out for  is a ZZ plant (Zamioculcas Zamiifolia for you green thumbs).  My mother-in-law has had a few for a while now and they are really hard to kill, good for not-so-great gardeners like me (you know, the ones who think they are good but really aren’t!).   One of the Plant Department helpful workers at Home Depot  told me that they had switched plant vendors and lo and behold, a ZZ plant of my very own.  (But seriously, the people at our Home Depot are so helpful, it kind of freaks me out every time.)

I love my ZZ  so much that I want it to be happy and live forever.  It needs a better home than the plastic pot it came in perched on a Target rip-off Aalto stool.  And that got me thinking . . . . what would be the perfect home for ZZ (PS – I wanted to name it Zappa but JT didn’t agree.  I name my plants.  Well some of them.  It makes it that much harder when they die). 
This is his perfect home:

The bullet planter!  In white!  Heaven.  Preferably this heaven would also be vintage although you can also buy them new from Design Within Reach.  I’m going to have to start saving my pennies now for Zappa to have his happy home.  

I also found this interesting option (below) at West Elm, in case Zappa and I just can’t wait any longer.  It’s more affordable, but with no West Elm store in the STL area, I imagine shipping this gorgeous beast will be an arm and a leg.

So, that’s where my mind is these days.  I’m a fixater.  But it’s also like sending out a silent prayer to the thrifting gods  — how can they know to send me a $5 garage sale Bullet Planter if I don’t ask for it?  Exactly.  For the other fixaters of the world,  here’s a little musical enjoyment for your day, from my favorite Beatle.  Hmmm . . . maybe I should name the ZZ “George”  . . .

A Little Funny . . . .

A few months ago, my mother went to Atlanta and swung into the local Ikea to graciously pick up a few things from the two page list I had made her . . . Two pages? I know.  One thing on the list I had her pick up was a little mirror for my bedside table where I put on my makeup.

Amusingly enough, the assembly instructions also had this great illustration.


Be careful or your curtains will catch on fire!!!

Another humorous item I crossed paths with recently is the Thos. Baker catalog.  It appeared in my mailbox at work, one of countless and random furniture magazines.  We get so many that most go right into the recycle bin without even a cursory perusal.  This one caught my eye though because it was advertising “Euro-Height Dining”.  The text kind of killed me: “There is no law that says your dining table has to be 30″ off the ground.  Try something new!”.  The quote unquote “Euro-Height Dining” is actually a coffee table!! 

Got to love those Europeans, always thinking outside the box.  Oh the lengths people will go to in order to sell some furniture . . .